{"id":22629,"date":"2018-04-02T15:00:07","date_gmt":"2018-04-02T14:00:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thehighertempopress.com\/?p=22629"},"modified":"2018-04-02T00:39:07","modified_gmt":"2018-04-01T23:39:07","slug":"inept-international-manager-ep-11","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thehighertempopress.com\/2018\/04\/inept-international-manager-ep-11\/","title":{"rendered":"Inept International Manager: Ep. 11"},"content":{"rendered":"
These days there are not many things keeping me awake at night but the plight of Louis Henrik is certainly one of them and I write this as he is stood in the background doing that annoying dance that managers do. What is that? Is he digging a hole? Getting down with his bad self? Whatever it is, he needs to stop. A man of his age shouldn\u2019t be straining himself like that.<\/p>\n
Louis, like myself, is exasperated. He had planned for a final morale-boosting friendly win over local rivals New Zealand to head into the World Cup but it seems that the scouting department can\u2019t actually put together a report on them. Very little statistical analysis available, apparently. They are on the next island! Ring them! Get a pair of binoculars out! Winston Reid and Chris Wood are Premier League players for crying out loud!<\/p>\n
I\u2019m sorry, I\u2019m stalling. I can see how the \u2018morale-boosting\u2019 friendly is going and I can tell you that Anthony Hudson, now of Colorado Rapids fame, is a complete and utter bastard. Here are the formations\u2026<\/p>\n